Cretin Hop
by Presence
There's no stoppin' the cretins from hoppin'
You gotta keep it beatin'
For all the hoppin' cretins
You gotta keep it beatin'
For all the hoppin' cretins
Cretin! Cretin!
I'm gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl
My feet won't stop
Doin' the Cretin Hop
My feet won't stop
Doin' the Cretin Hop
Cretin! Cretin!
1-2-3-4
Cretins wanna hop some more
4-5-6-7
All good cretins go to heaven
Cretins wanna hop some more
4-5-6-7
All good cretins go to heaven
[repeat all]