Things I Want Ft. Tenacious D

[Santa]Ho, Ho, HoSo many christmas lettersSo many wishesLucy wants a squeezy dollJimmy wants a moon rocketOh, this list's rather long...[Sum 41]yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa yah[Jack Black]Hey now Santa I'm writin' to you'Cause there's alotta cool shit I wantI know I've been naughtyBut cut me some slack'Cause theres alotta cool shit I wantSo heres my list-aSo check it a twice-aI want:A solid gold harley with machine guns on the frontI want:A Motley Crue lunch boxFilled with sticky bunsI wanna see-through jump suitThat fits me tightI want all the Beetles copyrightsI wanna chop Florida off the mapI want Pamala Anderson's speedo top!Here ya go, SantaThat's my Christmas listThat's all the cool shit I wantBut wait a minute, SantaHere's some things I missedThere's still alotta cool shit I wantSo here's my list-aSo check it a twice-aI want:A time machine and a BB gunI want:A statue of Moby on the surface of the sunI want:To party naked on a school bus full of nunsI want:A bumper pool tableAnd a robot pelicanThere ya go, SantaI'm sure you'll agree thatThere's some really cool shit I wantI know I've been naughtyBut I gaurenteeThat I deserve every single oneSo take my list-aAnd check it a twice-aI know i've been naughtyBut life aint nice-aPlease i still-aNeed some more shit-aI want:I diamond hyena shootin fire from his buttI want:A cannibal chef to cook me sweet and sour buttI want:A magical sleigh that's pulled by flying skunksI want:All the cool shit I want!