The Happiest Days of Out Lives

Well, when we grew up and went to school,
There were certain teachers,
Who would hurt the children in any way they could,
By pouring their derision,
Upon anything we did,
Exposing every weakness,
However carefully hidden by the kids.

But in our town it was well known,
When they got home at night
Their fat and psycopathic wives
would thrash them within inches of their lives