Mussolini vs. Stalin

Mussolini was a-shavin', whistlin' Tarantella,
Stalin was keeping eye on barbeque
When their fish line bell started to jingle,
Mussolini caught a-nothin', Stalin caught two

You know my friend, It's a kind of pretty,
Said Josef Stalin and loosened up his straps
Mussolini turn to him, with a restling glitter
Mussolini turn to him, and then, then he said: Yah!

Mussolini said Yaaaaahaaah Yaaaahaahah [x8]