Fairies Wear Boots

Goin' home late last night
Suddenly I got a fright
Ya, I looked through a window and surprised what I saw
A fairy with boots and dancin' with a dwarf
All right now!

Ya, fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me
Ya, I saw it, I saw it, I tell you no lies
Ya, fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me
I saw it, I saw it with my own two eyes,
Oh, all right now!

Ya, fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me
Ya, I saw it, I saw it, I tell you no lies
Ya, fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me
I saw it, I saw it with my own two eyes,
All right now!

So I went to the doctor
See what he could give me
He said Son, son, you've gone too far.
'Cause smokin' and trippin' is all that you do.
Yeaaaaaaaaaaah!