Wooden Jesus

Wooden Jesus, where are you from?
Korea or Canada or maybe Taiwan.
I didn't know it was the Holy Land,
but I believed from the minute
the check left my hand

and I pray.

Can I be saved? I spent all my money
on a future grave.
Wooden Jesus, I'll cut you in
on twenty percent of my future sin.
I'll cut you in.

Porcelain Mary, her majesties pure,
looking for virgin territory;
Coat hanger halos that don't come cheap
from television shepherds with living room sheep

and I pray

Can I be saved? I spent all my money
on a future grave.
Wooden Jesus, I'll cut you in
on twenty percent of my future sin.

I'll cut you in. (x2)

[Instrumental - Guitar Solo]

Wooden Jesus, where are you from?
Korea or Canada or maybe Taiwan.
I didn't know it was the Holy Land,
but I believed from the minute
the check left my hand.

Can I be saved?
I spent all my money on a future grave.
Wooden Jesus, I'll cut you in
on twenty percent of my future sin.

I'll cut you in. (x6)