Too Drunk…

(I guess we're doing, uh, too drunk to fuck, right?)

I hit the bottle in the morning in the summer time
I quit my job cause it gets in the way
I find a party by the ocean buy the cheapest wine,
call up my friends to come and waste the day.

I got a dimebag,
corduroys,
colored sleeves,
and a bindle and some LSD.

Now im just lookin for a girl to meet to help me to forget my name.

I could spend my lifetime gettin high,
never wanna live in suit and tie.

Most of us are just livin a lie,
thats why we get fucked up every night.

Im gettin drunk all night ooh im gettin drunk all day ooh im
gettin drunk all night im sorry but I have to say,
I'm too drunk to fuck.

Now the party was jumpin and the girls were fine with the lipstick summer glaze.
I got so many women comin after me I put some pussy on layaway.
I was smoked out,
tore up,
drunk as fuck and I wouldn't wanna change a thing.
Young and dumb and full of cum with a sugar loaded candy cane.

I could spend my lifetime gettin high.
never wanna live in suit and tie.

Most of us are just livin a lie,
that's why we get fucked up every night.

I'm gettin drunk all night ohoh im gettin drunk all day ohoh im gettin drunk all night ohoh im gettin drunk all day ohoh I'm gettin drunk all night ohoh I'm gettin drunk all day ohohoh im gettin drunk all night,
I'm sorry but I have to say.
I'M TOO DRUNK TO FUCK YOU! aaahh yeah I'm too drunk to fuck you
[guitar solo]

I can't eat cant sleep and I'm bored as fuck and the girl I want just walked away.
She just found out I'm too drunk to fuck,
looks like I'm not gettin laid.

I could spend my lifetime gettin high,
never wanna live in suit and tie.

Most of us are just livin a lie,
that's why we get fucked up every night.

Im gettin drunk all night ooh im gettin drunk all day ooh im
gettin drunk all night ooh im gettin drunk all day ooh im gettin
drunk all night ooh im gettin drunk all day ooh im gettin drunk all
night.
Im sorry but i have to say,
IM TOO DRUNK TO FUCK YOU! YAAAAA...
IM TOO DRUNK TO FUCK YOU.
IM TOO DRUNK TO FUCK!