Positive

SERENA:
Honey whatcha cryin at?
You're not losing him to that
Both her hair and shoes are flat
Why is she so rude?

MARGOT:
Wipe your tears, it's no big thing
You were meant to wear his ring
Cheer-up, chin-up
It's time to bring

GREEK CHORUS:
A happy attitude

MARGOT:
Keep it positive
As you slap her to the floor
GREEK CHORUS:
Keep it positive
SERENA:
As you pull her hair and call her whore

PILAR:
You can take her in a fight

MARGOT:
You and he will reunite!

GREEK CHORUS:
You know we're right
We're positive

KILL HER!

ELLE:
Girls, girls!
Violence is never wise
Not the way to win back guys
Anyway she's twice my size
who's gotta plan B?

PILAR:
Me!
Look at her, she's like a nun
Show him you are way more fun
Bust out the lap dance
and you won
You off the hizzle, gee!

ELLE:
what?

GREEK CHORUS:
Keep it positive
MARGOT:
Yeah! Let out your inner freak!
GREEK CHORUS:
Keep it positive
PILAR:
Miss Prissy Pants won't last a week

SERENA:
You will whet his appetite
MARGOT:
You and he will reunite

GREEK CHORUS:
You know we're right
We're positive
We're positive
We're positive
We're posi...

ELLE:
(Spoken)
Omigod... You're making me sick.

VIVIENNE:
(Spoken)
Are we? Warner, let's take this back to my place.

GREEK CHORUS:
Hey, hey, hey!
We're positive
That he loves you and not her
You're hotta'
And I bet ya smarter!
She don't know the real him
You feel him
So don't her her steal him
Wake him up like sleepin beauty
Turn his head with your red hot booty
You bring the noise if we bring the funk
It's positively time to shake your junk

shake, shake, shake, shake,
shake, shake, shake, shake,shake, shake,
Whoo

(DANCE BREAK)

ELLE:
(Spoken)
Girls, how is this helping? He's not even here!
He left while we were shaking junk! Wait!
(Sung)
Girls I'm positive
That we've taken this to far
No I'm positive
This is Harvard not a stripper bar
All this trashy carryin' on
Thats the reason that he's gone
I need a salon

GREEK CHORUS:
WHOO!

ELLE:
Girls I'm

ALL:
Positive

ELLE:
Try not to get upset
But I'm

ALL:
Positive

ELLE:
That it's time for me to go brunette

GREEK CHORUS:
what!?

ELLE:
Being blonde and being hot
That got me exactly squat!
Gotta to show him I've got more to give

GREEK CHORUS:
Whoa, whoa, whoa

ELLE:
No I'm positive

GREEK CHORUS:
Positive

ELLE:
I'm positive

GREEK CHORUS:
Positive

ELLE:
I'm positive

GIRLS:
Positive
Positive

ELLE AND GREEK CHORUS:
Positive!