Weird on a Monday Night

You may have noticed, that I'm not all there myself
But- but- but- but, but- but- but...Butter!
It was very, very, very rude indeed.
Jam? Jam, I forgot all about jam.
Yes, sure you want, it’s nice to see.
Mustard? Mustard, don't let's be silly!
But I don’t want to go among mad people!

From Alice In Wonderland