Fun Things To Fuck

Fun things to fuck (x4)

Fuck the front door, fuck the back
Fuck the good girls with the knack
Fuck the government, until they fuck you back
Fuck a Muslim, fuck a Jew
Fuck fans of blink-182
That's illegal if you're born in 83
Yeah, yeah, yeah...

Fuck a bean cheese burrito
Fuck a ball of cookie dough
Fuck the space between the big and neighbor toe
Fuck a cop, fuck a marine
Fuck a jar of Vaseline
Fuck a calzone with pepperoni

Fuck a midget, fuck a dwarf
Fuck Kris Kringle with an elf
But before you fuck it all
GO FUCK YOURSELF !