You Drink, You Drive, You Spil

I say don't drink and drive
You might spill your drink
Before you get behind the wheel
Just stop & think
You can take your chances
But there's so much to lose
Another bumpy road
There's so much wasted booze

I'm not so worried
About how many I kill
I'm much more concerned
With how much beer I spill

I say don't drink and drive
You might spill your drink
Before you get behind the wheel
Just stop & think

35% of accidents
Are cause by pixilated
The other 65% are not
Alcohol related
What does this tell us
About the drunk drivers
They seem
To have a better record than the sober team

I'm not so worried
About how many I kill
I'm much more concerned
With how much beer I spill
With how much beer I spill
With how much beer I spill