Dysentery Gary

Got a lotta heart ache
He's a fuckin' weasel
Decisions make my mind ache
Want to make a deal

'Cause I love your little motions
You do with your pigtails
What a nice creation
Worth another night in jail

He's a player, diarrhea giver, tried to grow his hair out
Friends were listening to Slayer
I would like to find him Friday night
Hanging out with mom, and trying on his father's tights
Life just sucks, I lost the one
I'm giving up, she found someone
There's plenty more, girls are such a drag

So all you little ladies
Be sure to choose the right guys
You'll come back to me, maybe
I'll shower you with lies

Got a lotta heart ache
He's a fuckin' weasel
Decisions make my mind ache
Want to make a deal

Ease away the problems and the pain
The girl chose the guy that makes you want to kick and scream
All along, you wish that she would stay
Fuck the guy that took her, ran away, and

He's a player, diarrhea giver, tried to grow his hair out
Friends were listening to Slayer
I would like to find him Friday night
Hanging out with mom, and trying on his father's tights
Life just sucks, I lost the one
I'm giving up, she found someone
There's plenty more, girls are such a drag

Fuck this place, I lost the war
I hate you all, your mom's a whore
Where's my dog
Girls are such a drag