Faires Wear Boots

Going' Home, Late Last Night
Suddenly I Got A Fright
Yeah I Looked Through The Window
And Surprised What I Saw
Fairy Boots Were Dancing With A Dwarf
All Right Now!

Fairies Wear Boots And You Gotta Believe Me
Yeah I Saw It, I Saw It, I Tell You No Lies
Yeah Fairies Wear Boots And You Gotta Believe Me
I Saw It; I Saw It With My Own Two Eyes
Well All Right Now!

So I Went To The Doctor
See What He Could Give Me
He Said
Son, Son, You've Gone Too Far
'Cause Smokin' And Tripping
Is All That You Do