Kyle’s Mom is a Stupid Bitch

How about we sing KYLE'S MOM IS A STUPID BITCH in D-minor?

Well...
Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls!

Bitch! (yeah!)
Bitch! (yeah!)
Bitch! (yeah!)
Bitch! (yeah!)
Oh boy, super bitch is out of the game.
(I told you not to call my mom a bitch Cartman!)

On Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch
On Wednesday through Saturday she's a bitch
Then on Sunday, just to be different
She's a Super King Kong mega mega BEEYATCH!

I told you not--EH HAH
I told you not--EH HAH
I told you not--EH HAH

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.

You suck bastard! (Jesus)
You suck bastard! (Sam)
You suck bastard! (Jesus)
You suck bastard! (Sam...mwaaah)
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
Kyle's mom's a bitch, and she sucks a dirty bitch

(The new law says we can't) Kill Kyle's mother?
(You bastard!)
(The new law says we can't) Kill Kyle's mother?

Kyle's mom...is a...biiiiiiitch...yeah!