Everyday_Normal_Guy_2

I´m just a regular everyday normal motherfucker!
I told you in the first song, I´ll tell you in another.
I´m just a regular everyday normal motherfucker!
I dont have a girlfriend, my hand´s my only lover.
I´m just a regular everyday normal motherfucker!
One night a week my mom likes to cook me supper.
I´m just a regular everyday normal motherfucker!
And Michael Keaton was my favourite batman.

I was walking down the street just the other day.
I saw these two fine bitches, they were walking my way.
Yo what you girls doing tonight is what i wanted to say
but suddenly i paniced, my voice started to shake
So i put my head down and I just walked away,
I had a bus to catch anyway, it worked out great.
Got on the bus, put my headphones on and pressed play
Sheryl Crow, James Blunt and motherfucking Ace of Base.
Yo what can I say, It´s just a day in my life,
I´m up early in the morning and bed early at night.
To be productive at work I got to be be well rested,
Yeah motherfucker you heard what i just said?

I´m just a regular everyday normal motherfucker!
I don´t like margarine i much prefer the taste of butter
I´m just a regular everyday normal motherfucker!
My favourite movies as a kid was superman and ghostbusters.
I´m just a regular everyday normal motherfucker!
I have a hard time opening my eyes under water.
I´m just a regular everyday normal motherfucker!
And I´m not a huge Nicholas Cage fan.

I´m from a lower middle class family,
me and my brothers and sisters played hide and seek.
I have good memories from my childhood bitch.
My favourite toy was my fucking firetruck bitch.
I used to play with that motherfucker all day long
until i learned about sex from the Sears catalogue,
and then i played with my motherfucker all day long,
about 10 times a day man, all year long.
My favourite song motherfucker I don´t like to admit it is a Celine Dion song from the movie Titanic.
[Every night in my dreams, I see you, I feel you]
Every time i hear that fucking shit a tear comes to my eye,
why the fuck did Leonardo Di Caprio have to die?
Though I´m not afraid to say I´m a sensitive guy,
sticks and stones break my bones but It´s the words that make me cry.
Like that time in grade 3 when a girl called me stupidface,
She really hurt me, why did she call me stupidface?
Is my face stupid? How´s that even possible?
A person can be stupid, but a face that´s impossible.
Shit happens all the time and you learn how to deal with it.
Regular everyday normal fucking bullshit!

I´m just a regular everyday normal motherfucker!
When I get into a fight i usually leave on a stretcher.
I´m just a regular everyday normal motherfucker!
When I got nothing to say i usually talk about the weather.
I´m just a regular everyday normal motherfucker!
I like the first Back To The Future, but the 2nd one was better.
I´m just a regular everyday normal motherfucker!
I like red peppers better than the green ones.

[Uhhuuu, saving up my money to go buy a new diswasher,
mine broke about six months ago, motherfucker.]
Go, go, go, go, go shorty
It's your birthday.
Go party like it's your birthday.
I wasn´t invited, but it´s OK.
I´ll just stay at home and play some videogames.