Natural Joe

There's a boy out 'luma way named Joe Eugene
He's one mellow ass son of a bitch-a
He loves his wheat grass and cold bean curd
He's one healthy ass sone of a bitch-a

But late at night he sneaks on down to the liquor store for a bottle of sheep dip

Natural Joe, got an easy flow
Wherever he goes they say here comes Joe

Joe, he's a happy Man and he won't do you wrong
He's one respectable son of a bitch-a
Now Joe ain't no patriarch, but he's smooth with the girls
He ain't no chauvinistic sone of a bitch-a.

But late at night he sneaks on down to the porno store for a little bit of...

Nature Joe, he's hanging low
Wherever he goes they say here comes Joe

There's a boy out 'luma way named Joe Eugene
He's one mellow ass son of a bitch-a
He don't like firearms; he don't own knives
He's one pacifistic sone of a bitch-a

But late at night he eases on down to the video store for a little bit of...

Natural Joe, got an easy flow
Wherever he goes they say here comes Joe

Natural Joe, looking slow and low
Look there he goes
Go Natural Joe