Lucy’s talking

Once the Devil came into my kitchen
Once the Devil came into my kitchen
And with a knife an a fork he ate my chicken

[these lyrics are found on http://www.songlyrics.com]
Next the Lord came into my bedroom
Next the Lord came into my bedroom
And drank boozy booze to gimme real satisfaction

The Lord told me Lucifer's kisses are sins
The Lord told me Lucifer's kisses are sins
So I gave him the bones of my cold turkey