I’ve Got Two Legs
by Morrissey
And now mister Terry Gilliam will sing for you
I've got two legs
I've got two legs
Oh, I got two legs from my hips to the ground, and
When I move 'em they walk around, and
When I lift 'em they climb the stairs, and
When I shave 'em they ain't got hairs
When I move 'em they walk around, and
When I lift 'em they climb the stairs, and
When I shave 'em they ain't got hairs