National Express

Take the National Express when your life's in a mess
It'll make you smile
All human life is here, from the feeble old dear
To the screaming child

From the student who knows that to have one of those
Would be suicide
To the family man manhandling the pram
With paternal pride

And everybody sings
Yeah
Uh-huh
Alright

We're going where the air is free

On the National Express there's a jolly hostess
Selling crisps and tea
She'll provide you with drinks and theatrical winks
For a sky-high fee

Miniskirts were in style when she danced down the aisle
Back in '63
But it's hard to get by when your arse is the size
Of a small country

And everybody sings
Yeah
Uh-huh
Alright

We're going where the air is free
Tomorrow belongs to me

When you're sad and feeling blue
With nothing better to do
Don't just sit there feeling stressed
Take a trip on the National Express

The National Express

On the National Express

Let's go!