Hey L.A.

There's an automatic teller machine in the emergency room
There's a meter maid she arrives by broom
There's a bear in the air with a lullaby
And a big brown coat to keep you warm at night
There's a money tree
And the ladder leans up against the trunk
But the steps are greased
Hey L.A.
Where you from
Where have you gone now
Well it looks like someone's spaceship crashed
In Babylon
There's a plastic man with a plastic knife
In a rubber hand at a drastic price
Don't miss this show you will be amazed
You're a shinning star, a needle in the haze
There's a man upstairs
With the fire below
There's the elevator
And away you go
There's a smooth operator
There's a famous Governator
Everybody walks in L.A.
On a backward escalator
It's a soul terminator
It's a sea of alligators
On each every corner
There's a broken hearted waiter