Mistress For Christmas

Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the day
I just can't wait till christmas time
When i can grope you in the hay

Easy come, easy go
Have a good time with lots of dough
Slippin' up high, slippin' down low
Love'm and leave'm on with the show

Listen, i like female form in minimum dress
Money to spend with a capital s
Get a date with the woman in red
Wanna be in heaven with three in a bed (one of me in heaven...)

He got it, i want it
They got it, i can't have it
But i want it, but it don't matter
She got it, and i can't get it
I want a mistress for christmas
I want a mistress for christmas

(ooh yeah, haha yeah
I want a mistress for christmas
Come on)

Easy come, easy go
Slippin' high, slippin' low

(yeah, aw right)

He got it, i want it
They got it, i can't have it
I want it, don't matter
She got it, and i can't get it -

Mistress
He got it, i want it
For christmas
They got it, and i can't have it
Mistress
But i want it, it don't matter
For christmas
She got it, and i can't get a

Mistress for christmas

You know what i'm talkin' about
Mistress for christmas
You gotta send me down
You gotta send me down
Mistress for christmas
I want the woman in red (i want a woman in the rear,)

Mistress for christmas

I can hear you coming down my smoke stack
I wanna ride on your reindeer honey and ring the bells