Collagen Rock

The little kid pissed on the big kids porch
He thinks he's amazing he's rubbish of course
But one of those bands got paid I heard
One of those bands got paid

It's easy to say now their trainers seemed fine
and their hair was a fucking delight
But one of those bands got paid I heard
One of those bands got fake tits

C-c-c-Collagen rock

And one of those bands got legs like you
And one of them's got the stare
And one of those bands got found I heard
In a hole in Aberdare

It's easy to say now their trainers seemed fine
and their hair was a fucking delight
But one of those bands got paid I heard
One of those bands got fake tits

C-c-c-Collagen rock

You've got a mouth got a wonderful mouth
You've got a mouth got a wonderful mouth you got a

C-c-c-Collagen rock