Desperate But Not Serious

If I ask you
Difficult questions
If I make
Improper suggestions
Would you find that
A risk to your health
Would you put me
Up on the bookself
With the books
And the plants?

Desperate but not serious
Your kisses drive me delirious

If I were kind
And adoring
How would that be?
Very boring
Mister pressman
With your penknife
Always asking
About my sex life
And who with
And how many times?

Desperate but not serious
Your kisses drive me delirious

All the advice
Seemed so unkind
If you don't stop,
You will go blind!
Tell you it's none
Of their business
Then console you
With a big kiss
On the lips
And on the back of your neck

Desperate but not serious
Your kisses drive me delirious

Desperate but not serious
Your kisses drive me delirious

Desperate but not serious
Your kisses drive me delirious