I Gotta Go Pee-Pee

Tom: Hey, I gotta go pee pee
Mark: You wanna go pee and I'll talk to the kids for a second
Tom: Do you think you can talk for enough time ?
Mark: No, uh uh
Tom: Why don't you gather your thoughts...
Mark: Why don't you just wet your pants and we'll call it even
Tom: Should I just piss in my pants right here?
If you guys all each pitch in a dollar each I'll piss my pants
right here and now that should bring me about 200 bucks
maybe?
Mark: I'll give you three hundred dollars to piss your pants
right now
Tom: I'll give you four hundred bucks to eat my shit!
Mark: Hahaha sold!