I Ran Over The Taco Bell Dog

I was driving around in old Mexico,
I got lost and didn't know which way to go,
I was confused, it was late and I was in a fog,
I ran over the Taco Bell dog.

I felt that smush and I said, Oh mama
My low rider crushed that little Chihuahua.
I prayed for forgiveness in a Synagogue,
I ran over the Taco Bell dog.

If I am caught they will put me in a cell with 20 locks,
Unless I can pin it on Jack in the Box.
I'll be whipped, then beaten and then I'll be flogged,
I ran over the Taco Bell dog.

His last words were, Yo quiero el medico,
I flattened that pup, to Hell I will go.
I should of skipped driving and gone for a jog,
I ran over the Taco Bell dog.

I ran over the Taco Bell dog.

I ran over the Taco Bell dog.