Here’s Your Sign Christmas

I took my son to the mall the other day to see Santa Claus, the woman standing in line behind me says, Hey, is that Santa Claus up there? I said, No ma'am, that's a Kenny Rogers stunt double.Here's your sign.

The other day I bought a wreath to go on our front door
as I was walking out the store a man stopped me and said
Hey, are you going to hang that on your door?
I said no sir, it's a Christmas toilet seat cover, got the idea from Martha Stewart

(Chorus)
Here's your sign, Here's your sign, Here's your stupid sign
You acted dumb, so have some fun and wear your stupid sign
Oh! Here's your sign, Here's your sign, Here's your stupid sign
You lost your mind, so pay the fine and wear your stupid sign

I hung those little Christmas lights on my house, you know the kind that blink on and off
My neighbor comes over and says
Bill how do you get those to blink on and off like that?
I said I've got my son inside plugging and unplugging it, plugging and unplugging it

Here's your sign.

I took my family to buy a Christmas tree the other night
When we walked onto the lot this guy walked up to me and says
Hey, y'all here to buy a Christmas tree?
I said, No sir, my son needs to go to the bathroom and these trees looked really inviting

(Chorus)
Here's your sign, Here's your sign, Here's your stupid sign
You acted dumb, so have some fun and wear your stupid sign
Oh! Here's your sign, Here's your sign, Here's your stupid sign
You lost your mind, so pay the fine and wear your stupid sign
So, have no fear when you're spreading cheer during Christmas time

The other night my family and I were walking through the neighborhood looking at all the Christmas decorations
when we came across this house that had a manger scene.
Now, there was this whole group of people looking at it when I overheard this one guy say
Hey, are those the Three Wise Men?
I said no sir that's ZZ Top doing a farm aid concert.

(Chorus)
Here's your sign, Here's your sign, Here's your stupid sign.
You acted dumb, so have some fun and wear your stupid sign.
Oh! Here's your sign, Here's your sign, Here's your stupid sign.
You lost your mind, so pay the fine and wear your stupid sign.

Here's your sign, Here's your sign, here's your stupid sign.
(Have no fear when you're spreading cheer during Christmas time)

And finally my wife and I were in a grocery store the other day and I heard a woman ask the clerk
Do you know what time Midnight Mass starts on Christmas Eve?
And in the holiday spririt I walked over and said Here's your sign

Happy holidays everybody!