JCB

Well I'm rumbling in this JCB
I'm five years old and my dad's giant sitting beside me
And the engine rattles my bum like berserk
While we're singing
Don't forget your shovel if you want to go to work

My dad's probably had a bloody hard day
But he's been good fun and bubbling and joking away
And the procession of cars stuck behind
Are getting all impatient and angry but we don't mind

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And we're holding up the bypass oh
Me and my dad having a top laugh
Oh woah
Sitting on the toolbox oh
And I'm so glad I'm not in school boss
So glad I'm not in school

Oh no

And we pull over to let the cars pass
And pull off again speeding by the summer green grass
And we're like giants up here in our big yellow digger
Like zoids or transformers or maybe even bigger

And I wanna transform into a Tyrannosaurus Rex
And eat up all the bullies and the teachers and their pets
And I'll tell my mates my dad's ba barakas
Only with a JCB and Bruce Lee's nunchuckas

[Chorus]
And we're holding up the bypass oh
Me and my dad having a top laugh
Oh woah
Sitting on the toolbox oh
And I'm so glad I'm not in school boss
So glad I'm not in school

[Chorus]
And we're holding up the bypass oh
Me and my dad having a top laugh
Oh woah
Sitting on the toolbox oh
And I'm so glad I'm not in school boss
So glad I'm not in school

Said I'm Luke I'm five and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me round in his JCB
I'm Luke I'm five and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me round in his JCB
I'm Luke I'm five and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me round in his JCB
I'm Luke I'm five and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me round

[Chorus]
And we're holding up the bypass oh
Me and my dad having a top laugh
Oh woah
And I'm sitting on the toolbox oh
And I'm so glad I'm not in school boss
So glad I'm not in school

Aw said
I'm Luke I'm five and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me round in his JCB
I'm Luke I'm five and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me round in his JCB

I'm Luke I'm five and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me round in his JCB
I'm Luke I'm five and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me round in his JCB