A History Lesson

Ben Franklin went out one night
Tied a key to the end of a kite
Electricity struck so bright
Write it down, motherfuckers!

Isaac Newton sat under a tree
An apple hit him in the head so he
Said, Holy shit, that's gravity!
Write it down, motherfuckers!

Pilgrims raced against the clock
Looking for a place to dock
They said, Fuck it, here's Plymouth rock
Write it down, motherfuckers!

A dude named Orville Wright
Told his bro, Let's invent flight
So Wilbur said Aight
Write it down, motherfuckers!

Abe Lincoln led the nation
Freed slaves from the plantation
Emancipation motherfucking proclamation
Write it down, motherfuckers!

Gandhi is what you said
An Indian with a bald head
And he was a bit underfed
Write it down, motherfuckers!