Albino

I wanted to write a song about the 3 loves of my life that have slipped away somehow, but I could only come up with 2

I was in love with an albino
Her lack of pigment seemed like fun
Her skin, the whitest alabaster
Her eyes as pink, as pink as bubble gum

Then one day it snowed real hard,
and she disappeared
That's one
Here's two

I love little Agnus Johnson
I met her at the old folks home
She'd call me up and say hey Stephen
Come give old Mother a bone
Then one day her EKG went beep beep beeeeeeeeeeeeeep.