Fun Things to F**k (If You’re a Winner)

fun things to fuck
fun things to fuck
fun things to fuck
fun things to fuck

fuck the front door, fuck the back
fuck the good girls with the knack
fuck the government until they fuck you back
fuck a muslim, fuck a jew
fuck fans of blink 182
that's illegal if you're born in 83
fuck a bean cheese burrito, fuck a bowl of cookie dough
fuck the space between the big and neighbor toe
fuck a cop fuck a marine,
fuck a jar of vaseline
fuck a calazone with peperoni
fuck a midget, fuck a dwarf, fuck chris kringle with an elf,
but before you fuck it all...go fuck your self!