What Is A Juggalo?

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What is a Juggalo?
Lemme think for a second. (well?)
Oh, he gets butt naked.
And then he walks through the street winkin' at freaks
Wit a two-liter stuck in his butt-cheeks!
What is a Juggalo?
He just don't care.
He might try to put a weave in his nut hair.
Cuz he could give a fuck less what a bitch thinks
He tell her that her butt stinks, and all that
What is a Juggalo?
He drinks like a fish
And then he starts huggin' people like a drunk bitch
Next thing hes pickin' fights with his best friends
Then he starts with the huggin' again, fuck
What is a Juggalo?
A fuckin' lunatic.
Somebody with a rope tied to his dick,
Then he jumps out a ten-story window, oh
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What is a Juggalo?
A Juggalo? if thats what it is, well fuck if I know.
What is a Juggalo?
I don't know, but I'm down with the clown, and I'm down for life, yo.
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What is a Juggalo?
A dead body.
Well he ain't really dead, but he ain't like anybody
That you've ever met before.
He'll eat Monopoly and shit out Connect Four.
What is a jug-
What the fuck? connec-man, that shits wack.
Don't worry bout my shit, just rap, mutha fucker.
What is a Juggalo?
He ain't a bitch boy.
He'll walk through to the hills and beat down a rich boy.
Walks right in the house where ya havin' supper
And dip his nuts in ya soup, bloop
What is a Juggalo?
Well he ain't a phoney.
He'll walk up and bust a nut in your macaroni.
And watch you sit there and finish up the last bit
Cuz youre a stupid-ass dumb fuckin' idiot.
What is a Juggalo?
Hes a graduate.
He graduated from......well,
At least he's got a job, he's not a dumb putz
He works for himself scratchin' his nuts, ha
What is a Juggalo?
A Hulkamaniac.
He powerbombs mutha fuckas into thumbtacks. (bwa!)
People like him till they find out he's unstable.
He sabued ya mama through a coffee table. (oh my god!)
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What is a Juggalo?