BFFF

You Are My Best Friend In The World
And I Hope That You Know
When We Hangout Together
It's Freakin' Awesome

Playing Poker Friday Night
Pyromancing Off Golf Cart Races
You Think That My Sister's Hot
I Accidentally Shot Your Finger
Off Your Writing Hand Oh Well
You Get Disability
I Broke My Leg You Laughed So Hard
And Told My Ambulance To Stop At The Bar

You'll Tell The World I'm Gay When You Hear Me Say
That I Really And Truly Feel This Way
Not That There's Anything Wrong With Being Gay

And Sometimes We Punch Each Other In The Face
Like When I Hit On Your Mom And Got To Second Base
I'm Trying To Say I Love You In A Heterosexual Way

You Fart And Burp In The Same Key
And I Think Your Ipod Sucks
You Make Fun Of My Hair Because Yours Is
Disappearing

I've Seen Your Penis You've Seen Mine
I Popped Your Pimples You
Rubbed Aloe Vera On My Sun Burnt Back

You Went In Fits When I Shit My Pants
You Felt My Girls' Brand New Boobs
You Asked To Suck Them She Refused
So While You Slept I Shaved Your Head
You Woke Up And Told Me That I

You'll Tell The World I'm Gay When You Hear Me Say
That I Really And Truly Feel This Way
Not That There's Anything Wrong With Being Gay

And Sometimes We Punch Each Other In The Face
Like When I Hit On Your Mom And Got To Second Base
I Know You Know I Love You [I Fringin Love You Dude]
I'm Trying To Say I Love You In A Heterosexual Way

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You'll Tell The World I'm Gay When You Hear Me Say
That I Really And Truly Feel This Way
Not That There's Anything Wrong With Being Gay

And Sometimes We Punch Each Other In The Face
Like When I Hit On Your Mom And Got To Second Base
I'm Trying To Say I Love You In A Heterosexual Way.