Raid Your Fridge

The beers have all been vanquished
the party's almost cashed
that's why i'm rummaging
through your crib
looking for your stash
this feeling came upon me
we all know what it is
affliction called the munchies
that's why I'm about to

raid your fridge
there's pudding cups behind those
apples there
raid your fridge
watching out you're spilling
kool-aid everywhere
raid your fridge
not sure but i think that this turkey's spoiled
raid your fridge
call dibs on anything that's wrapped in foil
raid your fridge

everyone came to join me
a kitchen full of dudes
ransacking through your pantry and
devouring your food
man I'm so fucking happy;
excited like a kid
just found creamsicles in your freezer
boy I love to

raid your fridge
this steak is tough, I think i've had enough
raid your fridge
yo let me get some of that purple stuff
raid your fridge
cook mashed potatoes;
raid your fridge
must have ate 2 dozen
oatmeal cream pies

to appease the beast
illegitimate feast
it's feeding time
that chocolate milk is mine