Menace To Sobriety

It's getting late and
the beer's almost through
they don't sell again til 6am man,
tell me what the fuck should we do
cause this party is totally rad;
don't want it to stop
our host is chill, the jams are fresh,
no visits from the cops

just dudes kicking ass as
far as the eye can see
its out of control - a menace to sobriety
this place is packed with people,
house is bursting at the seams
party overload - a menace to sobriety

but we have to find a way to
get more beer

east side's too far to drive
fuck it we're staying up
we'll be ragin' the gas stationg
til we can refill our cups
I don't understand this law
thought prohibition was replaced
but I guess we'll play along;
wait patiently be still be

keeping it real - and fully legit
just saw a kickass parking lot circle pit,

we're still in need of beer
but its almost six o'clock
we're rocking the raddest fucking party
on the block
you're up early
your tie matches your shirt
you wait in line for coffee before
your commute to work

take one look at our party
throw your briefcase away
replace it with a 40
you're calling in sick today.