4:30AM (Apparently They Were Travelling Abroad)

Welshman:
Apparently they were travelling abroad
and they picked up some hitchhikers.

Surgeon:
Drill.

Man:
Oh God!

Wife:
Wake up you're dreaming.

Man:
What?

Wife:
You're dreaming.

Man:
We were moving away from the border.

Wife:
What border? Go back to sleep.

Hells Angel:
Have a nice day.

Wife:
Huh?

Hells Angel:
Have a nice day.

We were moving away from the border
looking for somewhere to sleep
The two of us sharing the driving
Two hitchhikers slumped in the back seat

Hitchhiker: Hello.

I sneaked a quick look in the mirror
She gave me a smile
I said: Is anyone hungry?
Should we stop for a while?

So we pulled off into a layby
Her dress blew up over her head
I said: Would you like to come with me?
She said something foreign under her breath

And the sun shone down on her lovely young limbs
I thought to myself she's much to good for him
I lay down beside her with tears in my eyes
She said...