Absolutely Wasted

i wanna get rich, get off of my face, wanna have a party now in this place, get plastered, pasted, absolutely wasted

now i wanna get rich for sure
yea theres no doubt
i wanna have a drink now so whos coming out
i really wanna test
which larger is the best
we'll mix it with the vodka and the cider oh yes
so take a drip
have a sip
your on the right track
i know it wont be long before your liein on your back

cause this has gotta be the best beer ever tasted
thats why were all gettin wasted.

i wanna get rich, get off of my face, wanna have a party now in this place, get plastered, pasted, absolutely wasted

now i feel fine when im drinkin red wine
but that stuff is special cause i drink it all the time
and when im on the town
i like to have a few
i try to have a whisky and a larger drink too
so now ive made it clear
the drinkin starts here
so on your marks gets set time to have a beer
five six seven pints

now were gettin pasted
yea wont be long till were wasted.

i wanna get rich, get off of my face, wanna have a party now in this place, get plastered, pasted, absolutely wasted

nah na nah na nah na nah na nah nah nah nah na nah.....

everybody let me see you clappin your hands come on, whos round is it anyway
alright time for my round
so whats everyone havin 10 pints of larger, lovely

so you wanna get pasted well thats nice to see
you wanna get wasted well come on follow me
it doesnt really matter if your small or tall
its all for one one for all on the folk crawl
now girls to the left
boys to the right
drink your 10 pints, have a curry then a fight
then we'll fall down

cause we are little pasted
its only 9 o clock and were wasted.

i wanna get rich, get off of my face, wanna have a party now in this place, get plastered, pasted, absolutely wasted