I’ll Sue Ya

I sued Taco Bell
'Cause I ate half-a-million chalupas, and I got fat

I sued Panasonic
They never said I shouldn't use their microwave to dry off my cat, huh

I sued Earthlink
'Cause I called 'em up and they had the nerve to put me on hold

I sued Starbucks
'Cause I spilled a Frappucino in my lap, and brr, it was cold

I sued Toys 'R Us
'Cause I swallowed a Nerf ball and nearly choked to death, uh

I sued PetCo
'Cause I ate a bag of kitty litter, and now I got bad breath

I sued Coca-Cola, yo
'Cause I put my finger down in a bottle and it got stuck

I sued Delta Airlines
'Cause they sold me a ticket to New Jersey - I went there, and it sucked

Yeah
If you stand me up on a date
If you deliver my pizza thirty seconds late

I'm gonna sue, sue, yes, I'm gonna sue
Sue, sue, yeah, that's what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna sue, sue, yes, I'm gonna sue
Sue, sue, yeah, I might even sue you
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I sued Duracell
They never told me not to shove that double-A right up my nose

I sued Home Depot
'Cause they sold me a hammer which they knew I might drop on my toes

I sued Dell Computers
'Cause I took a bath with my laptop, now it doesn't work

I sued Fruit of the Loom
'Cause when I wear their tighty-whities on my head, I look like a jerk

I sued Verizon
'Cause I get all depressed any time my cell phone is roaming

I sued Colorado
'Cause you know, I think it looks a little bit too much like Wyoming

I sued Neiman Marcus
'Cause they put up their Christmas decorations way out of season

I sued Ben Affleck
Aww, do I even need a reason

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If I sprain my ankle while I'm robbin' your place
If I hurt my knuckles when I punch you in the face

I'm gonna sue, sue, yes, I'm gonna sue
Sue, sue, yeah, that's what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna sue, sue, yes, I'm gonna sue
Sue, sue, that's right, I'm gonna sue you
Uhh
Uhh
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I'll sue ya, I'll take all your money
I'll sue ya if you even look at me funny
I'll sue ya, I'll take all your money
I'll sue ya if you even look at me funny
I'll sue ya, I'll take all your money
I'll sue ya if you even look at me funny
I'll sue ya, I'll take all your money
I'll sue ya if you even look at me funny

I'll sue ya, ha-ha, ha, ha-ha
I'll sue ya, whatchy'all think of that
I'll sue ya, ha-ha, ha, ha-ha
Boo-ya, I'll sue ya
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