Field Day For The Sundays

I wanna be a field day for the Sundays
so they can fuck up my life,
embarass my wife,
and leave a bad taste

That striped toothpaste,
can't remove on Monday morning

I wanna be a target for the dailys so they can show
pictures of me, with a nude on page 3
so lacking in taste

touched up near the waste, looking as limp as Monday morning.
touched up near the waste, looking as limp as Monday morning.