So They Say

So they say
Captain hammer’s become a crusader
Political he’s cleaning up the streets
About time

So they say
That it’s real love,
so romantic
He signed this

So they say
We’ll have blankets and beds
We can open by Monday
Thanks to you
Thanks to me

It’s the perfect story
So they say
A hero leading the way
Hammer’s call to glory
Let’s all be our best
Next up: Who’s gay?

So they say he saved her life

They say she works with the homeless
And doesn’t eat meat
We have a
Problem with her!
This is his hair!

This is so nice
I just might sleep with the same girl twice
They say it’s better the second time
They say you get to do the weird stuff

We do the weird stuff!

This is perfect for me
So they say
I guess he’s pretty ok
After years of stormy
Sailing have I finally found the bay?

There’s no happy ending - So they say
Not for me anyway

Should I stop pretending?
Stop pretending

Or is this a brand new day?
take the chance to build a brand new day!

This is his dry cleaning bill
For a sweater vest