Cuntry Boner [Evil Joe Barresi Mix]

I fucked Dolly Parton
I fucked Loretta Lynn
I fucked Barbara Mandrell and I fucked all of her kin
I've fucked Minnie Pearl
I fucked Elvis Presley's little girl
I fucked the Judds, I fucked the Judds
My cuntry boner, it won't go down

It won't go down, it won't go down
My boner, my boner, my boner won't go down
It won't go down, it won't go down
My cuntry boner, it won't go down

I fucked Willie Nelson
I fucked him deep inside
I fucked Elvis Presley in the bathroom where he died
I fucked Dwight Yoakam
Johnny Cash grabbed his ankles and he hollered when I poked him
I fucked the Judds, I fucked the Judds
My cuntry boner, it won't go down

It won't go down, it won't go down
My boner, my boner, my boner won't go down
It won't go down, it won't go down
My cuntry boner, it won't go down

(That's how we do it)

I fucked Alabama
I fucked the Oak Ridge Boys
I fucked Randy Travis with a 12-inch plastic toy
I fucked the cast of Hee-Haw
I fucked Glen Campbell, I fucked him on a see-saw
Kenny Rogers thought it crass when I fucked his big white ass
My cuntry boner, it won't go down

It won't go down, it won't go down
My boner, my boner, my boner won't go down
It won't go down, it won't go down
My cuntry boner, it won't go down