Hard To Be A Girl

hard to be a girl.
so nice to be a boy.

in my room at night.
not a pretty site.

here's an empty kiss
marching to the rhythm of the pay roll.

i can be a good boy too,
just let me out of the stable.

sausages and eggs,
and hot and sour soup.

thank me for your time,
cause i can be as bad as you.

hard to be a girl,
thats what the oracle told me,
i dont care what she says,
i assume its best to be lonely.