Meetings With Remarkable Men

by The Graduate

I had a lovely brunch with Jesus Christ.
He said, two words about inanity: fundamental christianity.
The food was very nice.
But then He had to go and die for my sins and stick my ass with the check.
Show me a hero and i’ll write you a tragedy,
(Go near an open window and that’ll be the end of me).
I bowed before the avatar.
He said, the problem’s clear to me: you never got over morrissey.
I said well, right you are!
It’s so much harder to be underfed than under-understood, he said.
I went to see KIP WINGER!
He said, In my day we knew how to party; bands today, c’mon, not hardly. He had a back-up singer (doo doo doo doo).
He said, The metal scene is a disgrace, but i ain’t got no dog in that race! Don’t despair, your mother loves you. Don’t be proud because she has to. Don’t despair, your mother loves you. Don’t be proud, she gotta.