Between fellows

We warn you that I say what I think
I'm a complete individual
I'm against communism, capitalism
Fascism and nazism
Against everything and everybody
I hate my fellow man and he hates me
I often wonder what it would be like
To be happy twenty-four hours a day
[sample: That Uncertain Feeling (dir. Ernst Lubitsch, 1941); voice: Burgess Meredith as Alexander Sebastian)