Smiling Swine

Awoke alone, put on my coat, ran for the door
Down the stairs, and made it to the second floor
Stopped by the squeaky wheel, a smiling swine
Stunned by the sight and fearing whats behind
Hey there he pleasently began
Good day he telescoped his hand
Is there a service I can possibly propose?
Ms leading seems to me to be a proper butterfly
Then I suggest you pack your bags and learn to drive!
Tucked in my shirt, and finally made my way outside
He broke the scene, a machiavelian dandelion
Blissfully plucked from the bloom of another

But all the while
She was still fresh in my mind
And though this might be premature
But ambition strikes just when the mood is right
The mood is right