I Just Had Sex

Sometimes [Ohhhh]
Something beautiful happens in this world [Akon...]
You don't know how to express yourself so... [And Lonely Island]
You just gotta sing...

I just had sex and it felt so good
A woman let me put my penis inside of her
I just had sex and I'll never go back
To the not-havin'-sex ways of the past

Have you ever had sex? I have - it felt great!
It felt so good when I did it with my penis.
A girl let me do it - it literally just happened.
Havin' sex can make a nice man out the meanest!

Never guess where I just came from - I had sex!
If I had to describe the feeling - it was the best!
When I had the sex, man my penis felt great!
And I called my parents right after I was done.

Oh hey, didn't see you there - guess what I just did!
Had sex, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest.
Was sure nice of her to let you do that thing.
Nice of any girl ever - now sing!

I just had sex and it felt so good
A woman let me put my penis inside of her
I wanna tell the world

To be honest I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it.
Doesn't really make sense - but man, screw it!
I ain't one to argue with a good thing.
She could be my wife- That good?
The best 30 seconds of my life! [My life...]
I'm so humbled by a girl's ability to let me do her.
'Cuz honestly I'd have sex with a pile of manure. [Manure...]
With that in mind, a soft, nice-smelling girl's better
And she let me wear my chain and my turtleneck sweater.

So this one's dedicated to them girls
That let us flop around on top of them. [Yeah...]
If you're near or far, whether short or tall,
We want to thank you all for letting us fuck you.

She kept looking at her watch. [Doesn't matter, had sex]
But I cried the whole time. [Doesn't matter, had sex]
I think she might have been a racist. [Doesn't matter, had sex]
She put a bag on my head. [Still counts]

I just had sex and my dreams came true
If you've had sex in the last 30 minutes
Then you're qualified to sing with me

I just had sex [Everybody sing]
And it felt so good
A woman let me put my penis inside of her [I wanna tell the world]
I just had sex and I'll never go back [No no no]
To the not-havin'-sex ways of the past [Felt great]