Make ‘Em Laugh (Glee Cast Version)

(Dialogue)
Though the world is so full of a number of things
I'm sure we should all be as happy as
But are we
No, definitely no, positively no, decidedly no
Uh uh
Short people have long faces
And long people have short faces
Big people have little humor
And little people have no humor at all
And in the words of that immortal God
Samuel J. Snodgrass
As he was about to be led to the guillotine

(Singing)

Make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh
Don't you know everyone wants to laugh
Ha ha
My dad said "Be an actor my son,
But be a comical one
They'll be standing in lines
For those old honky tonk monkey shines"

And you could study Shakespeare and be quite elite
And you can charm the critics and have nothing to eat
Just slip on a banana peel, The world's at your feet
Make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh

Make 'em...make 'em laugh
Don't you know everyone wants to laugh
My grandpa said "Go out and tell 'em a joke
But give it plenty of hoke

Make 'em roar, make 'em scream
Take a fall, butt a wall, split a seam
You start off by pretending your a dancer with grace
You wiggle 'til they're giggling all over the place
And then you get a great big custard pie in the face

Make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh

(Instrumental break)

Make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh
Don't ya know everyone wants to laugh

A-ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Make 'em laugh, ha ha
Make 'em laugh, ha ha
Make 'em laugh, ha ha ha

Make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh