School for Monsters / The Money Song
Nicky:
Help the homeless!
Help the homeless!
Ooh! Hey Princeton!
Help the homeless!
Help the homeless!
Ooh! Hey Princeton!
Give me a quarter!
Here in my hat!
Come on, Princeton!
Its as easy as that!
Helping others brings you
Closer to God.
So give me a quarter...
Here in my hat!
Come on, Princeton!
Its as easy as that!
Helping others brings you
Closer to God.
So give me a quarter...
Princeton:
I dont have any change.
I dont have any change.
Nicky:
Hmmm....okay.
Hmmm....okay.
Give me a dollar.
Princeton:
Thats not what I meant.
Thats not what I meant.
Nicky:
Give me a five.
Give me a five.
Princeton:
Are you kidding?
Are you kidding?
Nicky:
The more you give.
The more you get.
Thats being alive!
All Im asking you
Is to do what
Jesus Christ would do.
Hed give me a quarter,
Why dont you?
The more you give.
The more you get.
Thats being alive!
All Im asking you
Is to do what
Jesus Christ would do.
Hed give me a quarter,
Why dont you?
Princeton:
All right, all right, here you go.
All right, all right, here you go.
Nicky:
Ahh, thanks!
Ahh, thanks!
Princeton:
Take care.
Whoa!
Take care.
Whoa!
Nicky:
Whats the matter?
Whats the matter?
Princeton:
I feel generous!
I feel compassionate!
I feel generous!
I feel compassionate!
Nicky:
You do?
You do?
Princeton:
Yeah! I feel like a new person - a good person!
Helping other people out makes you feel fantastic!
Yeah! I feel like a new person - a good person!
Helping other people out makes you feel fantastic!
Nicky:
Thats what Ive been trying to tell you-
Thats what Ive been trying to tell you-
Princeton:
All this time Ive been running around thinking
about me, me, me - and where has it gotten me!
Im gonna do something for someone else!
All this time Ive been running around thinking
about me, me, me - and where has it gotten me!
Im gonna do something for someone else!
Nicky:
Me?
Me?
Princeton:
No - Kate! Im going to raise the money to build that
stupid Monster School shes always talking about!
No - Kate! Im going to raise the money to build that
stupid Monster School shes always talking about!
Give me your money!
Nicky:
What?
What?
Princeton:
I need it for Kate!
I need it for Kate!
Nicky:
I need it to eat!
I need it to eat!
Princeton:
Come on, Nicky!
Come on, Nicky!
Nicky:
Aww, get lost!
Aww, get lost!
Princeton:
Itll make you feel great!
Itll make you feel great!
Nicky:
So would a burger!
So would a burger!
Princeton:
When her dream comes true,
Itll all be partly
Thanks to you
So give me your money!
When her dream comes true,
Itll all be partly
Thanks to you
So give me your money!
Nicky:
Id like to, but I cant.
Id like to, but I cant.
Princeton:
Give me your money!
Give me your money!
Nicky:
Id like to, but I need it!
Id like to, but I need it!
Princeton:
Give me your money!
Give me your money!
Nicky:
Id like to, but Im homeless!
I cant! I need it! Im homeless!
I cant! I need it! Im homeless!
I cant! I need it! Im homeless!
Okay, here you go.
Id like to, but Im homeless!
I cant! I need it! Im homeless!
I cant! I need it! Im homeless!
I cant! I need it! Im homeless!
Okay, here you go.
Princeton:
Thank you!
Thank you!
Nicky:
Suddenly,
I am feeling
Closer to God.
Its time to stop begging
Its time to start giving!
What can I give to Rod?
Suddenly,
I am feeling
Closer to God.
Its time to stop begging
Its time to start giving!
What can I give to Rod?
Something hell like so much hell take me back.
Ooh, I know! Ill find him a boyfriend!
Ooh, I know! Ill find him a boyfriend!
Princeton:
Thats the spirit!
Thats the spirit!
Both:
When you help others,
You cant help helping yourself!
When you help others,
You cant help helping yourself!
When you help others,
You cant help helping yourself!
When you help others,
You cant help helping yourself!
Gary Coleman:
Hey boys, whats the hat for?
Hey boys, whats the hat for?
Nicky:
Ooh, were collecting money!
Ooh, were collecting money!
Princeton:
Its for Kate! Were raising money to help build her dream school!
Its for Kate! Were raising money to help build her dream school!
Give us your money!
Nicky:
Youll be glad that you did!
Youll be glad that you did!
Gary Coleman:
Thats just what my parents told me
When I was a kid.
Thats just what my parents told me
When I was a kid.
Shit.
Nicky:
But giving feels so great...
But giving feels so great...
Gary Coleman:
And I bet it wouldnt hurt
Your chances with Kate.
And I bet it wouldnt hurt
Your chances with Kate.
Princeton:
Well, that too.
Well, that too.
Gary Coleman:
Ill give you a dollar.
Ill give you a dollar.
Princeton:
Youre a gentleman
And a scholar.
Youre a gentleman
And a scholar.
Christmas Eve:
We so happy! We just exchange all your wedding gifts for cash!
We so happy! We just exchange all your wedding gifts for cash!
Brian:
Honey, dont tell THEM that!
Honey, dont tell THEM that!
Christmas Eve:
We get about 2,000 bucks!
We get about 2,000 bucks!
Brian:
Uh, yeah, so - thanks, everybody!
Uh, yeah, so - thanks, everybody!
Christmas Eve:
We rich!
We rich!
Princeton:
Give us your money!
Give us your money!
Nicky:
Give us your money!
Give us your money!
Gary Coleman:
Give us your goddamn money!
Give us your goddamn money!
Princeton:
Give us the dough!
Give us the dough!
Nicky/Gary Coleman
Give us the dough!
Give us the dough!
Princeton/Nicky/Gary Coleman
Were raising money
For a Monster School
But weve got a ways to go.
Were raising money
For a Monster School
But weve got a ways to go.
Princeton:
Sounds like youve
Got money to burn
Sounds like youve
Got money to burn
Nicky:
And its not like money
That you had to earn.
And its not like money
That you had to earn.
Princeton/Nicky/Gary Coleman:
So give us your money -
So give us your money -
Christmas Eve:
A monster school?
A monster school?
Brian:
Sounds like a good cause.
Sounds like a good cause.
Christmas Eve:
Give me your wallet.
Give me your wallet.
Princeton:
Oh my gosh! I dont know how to thank you guys.
I mean, Kate will be so grateful!
That kind of money is such a great start...
Oh my gosh! I dont know how to thank you guys.
I mean, Kate will be so grateful!
That kind of money is such a great start...
Gary Coleman:
Yeah, $15.
Yeah, $15.
Princeton:
$15?
$15?
Christmas Eve:
Every little bit help.
Every little bit help.
Nicky:
Looks like were gonna have to ask MORE people!
Looks like were gonna have to ask MORE people!
All:
Hey!
Give us your money!
All that youve got!
Just fork it on over...
Hey!
Give us your money!
All that youve got!
Just fork it on over...
Gary Coleman:
Or some puppets
Will get shot!
Or some puppets
Will get shot!
Princeton:
Hey!
Hey!
All:
Its time to pass the hat
Its time to pass the hat
Gary Coleman:
And theres nothing you can do bout that
And theres nothing you can do bout that
All:
So give us your money!
Give us your money!
Give us your money!
When you help others,
You cant help helping yourself!
When you help others,
You cant help helping yourself!
Every time you
Do good deeds
Youre also serving
Your own needs.
When you help others,
You cant help helping yourself!
When you give
To a worthy cause
Youll feel as jolly
As Santa Clause.
When you help others,
You cant
Help
Helping yourself!
So give us your money!
Give us your money!
Give us your money!
When you help others,
You cant help helping yourself!
When you help others,
You cant help helping yourself!
Every time you
Do good deeds
Youre also serving
Your own needs.
When you help others,
You cant help helping yourself!
When you give
To a worthy cause
Youll feel as jolly
As Santa Clause.
When you help others,
You cant
Help
Helping yourself!