The Pitch (Spectacular Spectacular)
Zidler:
Spectacular, Spectacular
No words in the vernacular
Can't describe this great event
You'll be dumb with wonderment
Returns are fixed at ten percent
You must agree, that's excellent
And on top of your fee
Spectacular, Spectacular
No words in the vernacular
Can't describe this great event
You'll be dumb with wonderment
Returns are fixed at ten percent
You must agree, that's excellent
And on top of your fee
All:
You'll be involved artisticly....
You'll be involved artisticly....
Chorus:
So exciting
The audience will stop and cheer
So delighting
It will run for fifty years
So exciting
The audience will stop and cheer
So delighting
It will run for fifty years
So exciting
The audience will stop and cheer
So delighting
It will run for fifty years
So exciting
The audience will stop and cheer
So delighting
It will run for fifty years
Various:
Elephants!
Elephants!
Arabians!
India!
and courtesans!
Acrobats!
and juggling bears!
exotic girls!
fire eaters!
artists and contortionists
Intrigue, danger, and romance
Electric lights, machinery
Oh the electricity!
Intrigue, danger, and romance
Electric lights, machinery
Oh the electricity!
So exciting
The audience will stomp and cheer
So delighting
It will run for fifty years
So exciting
The audience will stop and cheer
So delighting
It will run for fifty... years....
The audience will stomp and cheer
So delighting
It will run for fifty years
So exciting
The audience will stop and cheer
So delighting
It will run for fifty... years....
Spectacular, Spectacular
No words in the vernacular
Can't describe this great event
You'll be dumb with wonderment
No words in the vernacular
Can't describe this great event
You'll be dumb with wonderment
The hills are alive, with the sound of music
So exciting
The audience will stop and cheer
So delighting
It will run for fifty years
So exciting
The audience will stop and cheer
So delighting
It will run for fifty years
The audience will stop and cheer
So delighting
It will run for fifty years
So exciting
The audience will stop and cheer
So delighting
It will run for fifty years
Duke:
"Yes, but what happens in the end?"
"Yes, but what happens in the end?"
Christian: *cough*
The courtesan and sitarman
are pulled apart by an evil plan
The courtesan and sitarman
are pulled apart by an evil plan
Satine:
But in the end she hears his song
But in the end she hears his song
Christian:
And they're love is just too strong...
And they're love is just too strong...
Duke:
It's a little bit funny
this feeling inside
It's a little bit funny
this feeling inside
All:
So exciting
The audience will stop and cheer
So delighting
It will run for fifty years
So exciting
The audience will stop and cheer
So delighting
It will run for fifty years
Christian:
The sitar plays secret song
helps defeat the evil one
Though the tower of thrills and riddles
but it's all to no avail.
The sitar plays secret song
helps defeat the evil one
Though the tower of thrills and riddles
but it's all to no avail.
Zidler:
I am the evil maharaja
You are not gonna escape
I am the evil maharaja
You are not gonna escape
Satine:
Oh Harold, no one could play him like you could!
Oh Harold, no one could play him like you could!
Zidler:
No one's going to!
No one's going to!
All:
So exciting
It'll make them laugh, it'll make them cry
So delighting
So exciting
It'll make them laugh, it'll make them cry
So delighting
Duke:
"And in the end should someone die?"
"And in the end should someone die?"
All:
So exciting
The audience will stop and cheer
So delighting
It will run for fifty... years...
So exciting
The audience will stop and cheer
So delighting
It will run for fifty... years...
Duke:
Generally I like it.
Generally I like it.