Semicolon (feat. Solange)

Intro

Maya: Okay everyone, welcome to grammar class. Today we're learning about semicolons

A: Ooo, ooo, ooo!

Maya: Yes, Lonely Island?

A: We use semicolons every day.

Maya: Can you give me an example?

A: Oh, hell yeah.

Verse 1

A: Get ready for a whale of a time; SHAMU
My whole team coming clean; SHAMPOO

J: These dudes is comic relief; WHOOPI
And I'm the motherfucking monster; COOKIE

K: When you see me better cross the street; FROGGER
Then go home and write about it; BLOGGER

A: Did I do that?; URKEL
Yo Angela, who's the boss?: MERKEL

J: Ill take you where you've never been; OXNARD.
Then make you suck a bull's nut; OX NARD.

K: If Miss Moore married Josh; DEMI BROLIN.
A comma and a fuckin' dot; SEMICOLON.

Chorus

Solange:
We run these streets; STOP LIGHTS.
All eyes on me; SPOT LIGHTS.
Each semicolon brings us closer to the top.

Verse 2

J: I'm loud and I'm zipping around; JET SKI.
Your dick is little like Wayne; GRETZKY.

A: But Gretzky's got a big dick; CLARIFICATION.
Everyone was rude to me; PARIS VACATION.

K: My stomach's getting fat; FOOD.
Leave trash inside my car; RUDE.

J: You're acting all mach-ee-o; RALPH.
But I’ll eat all you cats; ALF.

Chorus

S: We run the game; UMPIRE.
Always chase the night; YOUNG SQUIRE.
These semicolons are my light inside the dark.

Verse 3

A: It's right under your nose semicolon; MOUTH.

J: Opposite of north, semicolon; SOUTH.

K: Right over your home, semicolon; ATTIC.

A: Hooked on semicolons, semicolon; ADDICT.

Chorus

Solange:
We got the game on lock; TOY CHEST.
You're too big for your clothes; BOY'S VEST.

You know we're out of control; NO BRAKES.
You're birthday party sucked; NO CAKES.

When it comes to punctuation, you know we're number one.
And to the people of every nation, feel the power of the semicolon.

Verse 4

A: Semicolons, we rest our case.

Maya: No actually, those are examples of colons. You all get Fs.

A: Wait, what?