President Carter Speaks

Waah, yaaa, look it here man, listen man, listen man
Good morning New York
My name is Weezy F. Baby
I am the President
And um, is this thing on? Uh, testing
Um, today I come to talk to you about, uh, a very serious situation
Uh, ah, it's this bitch I know
And uh, she don't, she- she- she- she- ya know
She not, she not your ordinary bitch
Ya know, she- she- she- she- ya know
You can smell the swagger up on the bitch break, kna mean?
And um, ya know I- I- I personally don't think ya know, um, um
Any of- any of you other bitches could fuck with her, ya kna mean?
I mean, I mean don't take that, nah nah don't take that shit to heart
Uh, take it to your pussy, ya kna mean
'Cause she gon' take it to your knicks
And uh, who I'm talk' 'bout
I'm talk' 'bout Nicki Minaj nigga
Yeah, the mistress
Ha ha, yo why you call yourself the MIstress?
I be like, "I don't know"
And they be like "I don't know?"
And I'll be like, "Wait, wait, why she call herself Nicki Lawinski?"
And I be like "I don't know"
And they be like "Why you call yourself the President?"
(Groaning)
Fuck yeah, Young Mulla Baby
Dirty Money Finda Stee